The lack of responsibilities!

I thought I had it rough when I was a kid. I had to clean my room, and keep the ice trays filled. MAN! That was just too much for me to handle!
Being innocent and oblivious was nice too. What I wouldn't give to have just one day. One real day of not having to worry about work, bills, bill collectors, remembering ( Read more... )

I sit at work and take calls.
My boss has no balls.
I would really like to work from home.
So that I can do nothing but bone.
My apartment has no halls.

Happy Limerick Day!

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The Princess Bride !!

I dunno what it is about the movie, but I was in LOVE with this movie. I still am. :D

I'd say "bb: why oh why do you not play fetch like every other dog?"


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Grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
Courage to change the things I can; and
Wisdom to know the difference

I know it's a "prayer" but I'm a recovering catholic, and not so terribly religious. But these are the words I live by, and recite to myself when things get a little overwhelming for me. Some people take deep breaths, or ( Read more... )

( Now I know my ABCs... Next time wont you sing with me?! )

LoL. What the hell?

I've been so desperate for money in the past that I've considered donating blood/plasma. I even did research on donating my eggs (I do not want them, or have a need for them.) We were that broke. I'm sure this sounds selfish, but I don't think that money problems would warrant selling of organs. I really don't. By giving blood, ( Read more... )